Of course me getting a tattoo is an April Fool's joke. ("Frailer" and "loopy" rearrange to become "April foolery.") I'm too much of a wimp for even the temporary pain, and I'm too much of a minimalist and cheapskate to pay money for a design on my body. I'll be sure to stay away from the affairs and the sportscars, too, and just deal with my mid-life crisis like a real man: by jumping out of an airplane. (Just kidding.)
4.01.2015
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Of course me getting a tattoo is an April Fool's joke. ("Frailer" and "loopy" rearrange to become "April foolery.") I'm too much of a wimp for even the temporary pain, and I'm too much of a minimalist and cheapskate to pay money for a design on my body. I'll be sure to stay away from the affairs and the sportscars, too, and just deal with my mid-life crisis like a real man: by jumping out of an airplane. (Just kidding.)
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