No Body Mod

Of course me getting a tattoo is an April Fool's joke.  ("Frailer" and "loopy" rearrange to become "April foolery.")  I'm too much of a wimp for even the temporary pain, and I'm too much of a minimalist and cheapskate to pay money for a design on my body.  I'll be sure to stay away from the affairs and the sportscars, too, and just deal with my mid-life crisis like a real man: by jumping out of an airplane.  (Just kidding.)