Future Headline: Obama Linked to Bump Up in Philly Pregancies

Here's a future headline for you: "Obama Linked to Bump Up in Philly Pregancies." No, I haven't taken a side gig for the National Enquirer. I'm just predicting that in mid-August, we'll see a big spike up in pregnancies in Philadelphia, 9 1/2 months after the Phillies' World Series win and Obama's presidential victory.

Walking around the streets of Philadelphia during that time, you could see that love was in the air. And whether the euphoria loosened inhibitions, or loved ones looked each other in the eye and said, "This is a world we could bring a baby into," let's just say I'm guessing there was a lot of baby-making activity going on around. We'll check the birth announcements in a couple of months to see if I was right.
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