Note to my Employer/School

To my employer and my kids' school:

In the spirit of full disclosure, if the Phillies win the World
Series, I will be leaving the office, pulling my kids out of class,
and heading to South Broad Street. Since the Sixers won it all in
1983, Philadelphia teams are 0 for 100 (25 years x 4 major sports). I
am not guaranteed that this month's championship parade won't be the
only one to take place within my kids' childhood. So please accept
this note in advance so that there is no confusion as to where I and
my kids are later this month.